Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
Have you seen our new security monitor yet?
This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.
Were they clean though?
ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
I feel particularly close to this one:
THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!
I made a thing aswell.
It’s just a thought…
i couldnt resist
우리들의 친절한 이웃 데드풀!
I didn’t notice the shoe at first!
mom… dad… im batman
I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP
Be careful what you wish for, shenaniganza.
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